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Don't try and fool me, man!

Don't try and fool me, man!
You have to know "when to say when." Don't let the need to market to customers actually cause you to execute tactics that turn them away.
 
So the OFB folks made me go get a haircut today. Apparently the "mullet" had just gone too far. This was more of an intervention than a suggestion. I did not know when to say when, when it came to my mullet.
 
Facing reality and taking care of this problem today led me to another example where this concept can get you in trouble.
 
Having an ongoing dialog with your customers is important, but what you want is their permission to sell to you.  Here is one way NOT to go about getting that permission.
 
Anyway, I walked in to this very "manly man's" salon :) and proceeded to walk up to the reception desk. She asked who I was there to see. I told her. But then she said, "Fill this out," and handed me a small piece of paper. Not "please," no explanation. She just said it as if it was part of the process. I have to admit the way she did it was quite clever...I reached for a pen and started to write. But looking at the paper I noticed it asked for my name and email address, and in small type also mentioned something about a $250 lottery.
 
I said "no thanks".
 
Here is my point. It is certainly a good idea to have an online newsletter to create an ongoing dialog with your customers. But just ask for their permission. Don't trick or bribe me into giving you my contact info unless you have an offer where I cannot lose.
 
Maybe they could do this. 
 
Create a simple online reservation system so my lazy American self can sign up for that haircut without picking up the phone. Then when I walk in, say, "Hey by the way, we have this new online reservation system. You might check it out. It just gives you another option to make your appointments and it will send you appointment reminders via email."
 
I think I would say..."uh sure!" that would be great.
 
Now my second idea would be for newsletter content. What about an eNewsletter topic showing the latest trends in hair styles ...."mullets for the proud modern redneck"?
 
 If you sport a fancy mullet...you might get famous here. www.ratemymullet.com
 
I posted some audio for my old Mississippi friends. Not that this topic reminded me of you :) But, hey, I think that guy is pretty smart actually, and I think there is a good chance he rocks a mullet.  
 
 
 
 

Click media to enlarge Audio { Mississippi 911 call. winner winner chickn dinner Mullet 5 Mullet 4 Historical Mullet Baby Mullet Mullet 3 Mullet 2 - Geddy Lee!!!!! Mullet 1

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