No branding lesson here. No design tips. No latest trends in web. No, today my talented friend Thomas Ryan Red Corn (Osage Designer & Musician) is simultaneously demonstrating his larger than life bravery, and showing you something you should never do.
Fact: The American Bison is the largest land animal in North America. The male Bison stands 6 feet tall from hoof to shoulder and weighs from 800 to 2000 pounds.
Fact: Ryan Red Corn stands about 5' 8" tall from vintage Chuck Taylor to shoulder.
Fact: Bisons have shaggy brown fur, short black horns and the characteristic hump at the shoulders.
Fact: Ryan Red Corn has none of that but does have some nice ball caps.
Fact: In its natural habitat the bison roams plains, prairies and river valleys.
Fact: Ryan roams around in the ugliest blue pickup truck I have ever seen.
Little Known Fact: Bison, especially the large bulls, look very slow and
clumsy. But in fact, they can run up to 35 miles per hour.
Problem: Ryan can't.